Apr 26, 2009

The day we die because of Americans



So the other day i watched The Day the Earth stopped Shitting.
And. What. The. Fuck.

I dunno, is this film made to show how stupid Americans are?
I absolutely dislike Americans, but this film just convinced me that they should just fucking go eat ... themselves or something since they're all technically just a blob of fat.

WHY?! Why the fuck would you shoot Klaatu?! Are you guys fucking insane?!
If they can travel to Earth prepared (spacesuit, mechanics to survive the atmosphere on Earth etc.) that means they have much more advance technology than we do!

Don't fucking shoot aliens!

Fat Lady: "I'm going to ask you a few questions."
Keanu Reeves: "I need to speak to the world leaders, they should be having a conference right now in ________"
Fat Lady: "Noooooooo, i don't think so man, you speak to me."
Keanu Reeves: "Do you represent humanity?"
Fat Lady: "Well i speak for the United States of America!"

... fucking idiot.

Nice Lady: "Pleeeeeease! Lemme try speaking to him! He might listen to me and stop the invasion!"
Fat Lady: "Uh uh! You're staying right here in this room bitch"

... dude, if we're gonna die anyway we might as well allow every chance that gives us the possibility to survive.

Fat Lady: "Send in the pew pews and kill that alien!"

...and how the fuck would that help?
Firstly he already told you that "my body feels pain", that means his body is nothing more than a shell. A capsule for him.
Secondly, how does killing him help to stop the invasion!? You fucking know that the aliens already have you surrounded, killing one of them isn't going to stop them. Whatmore, you might even anger them and make them kill you faster.

Fucking fat lady with a double chin and wrinkly skin.

And why the fuck did she not die in the movie?! She could possibly single handedly kill the whole world. Just because the alien landed in America doesn't mean its instantly american property/confidential. It's an alien ffs! That means the matter is now evolved to a humanity/earth-wide level and therefore affects the whole world. But noooooo, these americans only ask 'experts' in their own country and never considered astrologists or something from Europe or Asia. And then goes on and dissect it, i mean what if we humans somehow found a alien planet and landed on it and then they shot at us and then dissected us?

Flipping selfish bastards, makes me so angry!
I hate Americans really, if someone will pay me $1,000,000 just to go to America, i'll give them a flying fuck.




p.s this thing is a real usable flying fuck and reeeeeally want one

Apr 17, 2009

Religious Talk

All my life (especially after leaving CAIS) i always classified myself as an Atheist. Merely because i don't believe in God. (<--- see i used a capital, thats respect for a non-existing entity)

But no, theres alot of things i actually believe in; afterlife, fate, etc.
Usually people who believes in afterlife are theists, but i still don't believe in a higher power (well that kind of contradicts because fate itself is a form of higher power). Nooooo put it this way, i don't believe in an entity with higher power. Anyways, does that make me a Buddhist then? Because Buddhism is one of the most common non-theistic religions that believe in afterlife. Yet i don't do anything that is buddhist-like (actually i have no idea what buddhists do).

This is pretty contradicting in some ways, because if i believe in afterlife, there should be a higher being that controls the plane of afterlife in some way.

But yet the only higher power that i believe exists is fate. Does that mean fate decides when we are allowed to reincarnate or to remain wandering?

This is what i think of afterlife:
People are born into the world and they live their life, then they die and then continue living their afterlife until they decide/allowed to reincarnate. Death is merely a step, maybe a big step, but just a transition from living in a place, to living in another. We might miss what we had in life but we will have new things in the afterlife. That being said, i still fear death. I fear the things that i will miss in life.

So what is fate? why do i ask that when i already have a whole page of entry written on that already? How should fate interfere with what we do in the afterlife? When are you allowed to reincarnate in the afterlife?

I think that is personal preference in a way. (This is really just what i'm thinking)
This is my theory of afterlife: I believe in the afterlife you can reborn whenever you want, but living in the afterlife basically means that you live for an eternity. If you choose to reborn instantly you risk dying again and your memories of both of your life before and afterlife will be erased. But no one would want to live for an eternity doing the same thing endlessly, so until you get to a point you're extremely bored you can reincarnate then. This is how fate jumps into it, fate controlled what you did when you're alive, fate controlled your personality, therefore, fate controlled your own personal preference in how/when you want to reincarnate.

I mean if you're an Athiest in real life, then why can't you be an Athiest in the afterlife? If you believe there is no god(...well higher being) in real life then why should there be one in the afterlife?

So what religion am i? or am i still an Atheist?
Being a Thiest (pun intended) means that you believe in a higher being.
But to me fate isn't a being, it isn't even a entity or a power.
To me it feels like its just part of the flow in the world, something that is integrated into the world. Kinda... like the force in Star Wars. It's just a natural flow of 'something'. Something that is just.... natural.

Ahha! i just thought of something. Ghosts can very well be someone in the afterlife who took a wrong step or something and fell between the boundary of both planes. Being said that i believe in the afterlife i'll still be pretty scared if i see a ghost tho, cos that will just prove to me that my theory is right.

Apr 13, 2009

China

You know how a person should be proud of where they're from aye?
Well you know how a shitty country China is?

Well, i don't wanna insult China but i have absolutely ZERO pride in being called ... well not chinese, i'm ok for being called Chinese, but im ain't ok for being called someone from China. I hate to admit it but i have this ... blob of hatred of something for China.

Like the other day, i was just talking to one of my Chinese friends about some random tv show and she said "hahaha oh yeah you saw that show when you went back to China right?"

Oh ffs. I ain't from China, i'm from HK bitch.
Theres a fucking big difference between HK and China.

When someone asks me where i'm from i don't respond saying that i'm from China or Chinese. I'm from HK. You can call me Honkey if you want cos i'm proud of THAT, not fucking China.

I mean i respect the traditional values and ideals of China, basically the history/traditions of it. But not modern China cos its moreorless full of bull.
China, one of the 4 largest... nations or something of the ancient world. That sounds amazing no? and the stuff that they invent; paper, ink etc. That's something to be proud of. But what is it now? Everytime someone sees something thats MIC (made in china) the first thing they think of is ---- shit. It's sif China is getting shittier everyday. (Well it could be). I mean modern day China does have it good stuff, but thats too little compared to its bad stuff. They really gotta start working if they want their good reputation back. (See what i did there? I didn't give any example at all :D not saying there isn't any, its just that i can't think of any out of the top of my head, im sure theres some tho)

But then the cool thing about HK is that it's recognized widely as a 'country'. By saying 'country' is that it's a city. Just like any other city (although its a special administrative region) it bears its own flag that is well known just like any other country. And it often shows up on the 'country' list when you're registering an account for something :P

.....GAH! I'm limiting my vocabulary here because i don't wanna offense my CN PRIDE! friends... like.. well it's not like they're gonna read it, just my own morality or something aye.