People these days

I need a break from typing my silly essay...



Sooo anyways, these days im trying to catch up to an anime called Jigoku Shoujo (which technically means Girl from hell really) and what you need to do is go to this website that is only accessable exactly at 12:00am and then you enter the person you want revenge on and she'll directly send that person to hell for you, but to compensate, when you die you also have to go to hell and suffer for an eternity.

So what the hell?

I think this anime seriously reflects on the society on how parents dont communicate with their kids. Cos most of the people who request her help are kids still in school.
And im just like.. What the Diu. Why are kids these days so idiotic (well in the anime anyways) So what if you get bullied constantly everyday in school? It will eventually pass away in 2 years or so, if not just change schools then! What you are doing is actually fucking yourself up.

Firstly, they don't request help from other people and always keeps to themselves. Hell, if it gets to the point when you extremely hate that person, just kill that person yourself, that way, there IS a possibility that you won't go to hell (cos you will for sure if you use that hell chick). And they are still fucking in school, i mean you have a long life ahead of you and you're already shitting bricks. What if theres a even gayer person that appears after your school life? what then lol? you already used your chance with the hell chick!

Seriously, kids these days dont think properly before making decisions. So what if you sent that person to hell and had a extremely good life? YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING SUFFER FOR ETERNITY IN THE AFTERLIFE! Technically you are still 'living' after you dead, but only in the afterlife, and you're gonna get analraped for an eternity!

Kids these days...
Seriously, makes me so angry.
Sucks to be them getting fucked.

Master Plan!

Man i just had an awesome idea.

Well i was just surfing the net for my '時辰八字'
In english that literally means something like Hour of the Eight characters
and The Four Pillars Life. Which is all really confusing if you have no idea what it is.
Technically, theres this cycle of thingys... uhh.. chinese characters that can't be explained really. Well theres 2 seperate cycles of these thingys, one represents the earth and the other the sky - Ten Heavenly Stems and Twelve Earthly Branches. Those two can be combined to form the Sexangenary Cycle, which is a cyclic numeral system of 60 combinations (combined from picking one of the earth and sky character thingys) and it cycles every 60 years (duh!), being each year have a combination of itself and that combination occurs once every 60 years basically.

Ok so these combinations also go with the month, day, time that you're born in (god knows how they calculate it, something to do with the angle of the moon to the earth, complicated as hell). So a combination of 2 characters (again the earth and sky) of the year, month, day, time that you're born in form the so called Hour of the Eight Characters.

And anyways, i just checked my own Eight Characters, and man its accurate as hell (except for the future 'ima gonna get rich' details that haven't happened yet [which im sure will]). I'm saying it's accurate because it matches the tellings of my palm reading and face reading results. Well and somewhat based on my own believes, because i think these days in the modern world, chinese fortune telling is probably the most accurate kind of fortune telling you can get. It calculates deeply into even the time of your birth and calculates the 'element' that you're born with and how that interact with the birthdate/time. Unlike western astrological horoscopes that just sounds like a cup of fail with no actual references to anything... And the chinese also incorporates the magnetic field of the earth into the placements or 'charms' that aids your element as well.

Confusing isn't it? But detailed, which makes it believable.

So heres my awesome master plan. If, these are even slightly accurate, all you gotta do is find an awesome year, month.... and.... day and time if possible. and make your child born on that day! (Somehow, i dunno how you can manage your time that perfectly but meh, there must be some method in the future) Then you can just retire and relax after your child grow into adulthood.

Man thats AWESOME!
That took me a whole night of thinking, no jokes, im typing this at 7am now and i haven't slept at all.