So the other day i watched The Day the Earth stopped Shitting.
And. What. The. Fuck.
I dunno, is this film made to show how stupid Americans are?
I absolutely dislike Americans, but this film just convinced me that they should just fucking go eat ... themselves or something since they're all technically just a blob of fat.
WHY?! Why the fuck would you shoot Klaatu?! Are you guys fucking insane?!
If they can travel to Earth prepared (spacesuit, mechanics to survive the atmosphere on Earth etc.) that means they have much more advance technology than we do!
Don't fucking shoot aliens!
Fat Lady: "I'm going to ask you a few questions."
Keanu Reeves: "I need to speak to the world leaders, they should be having a conference right now in ________"
Fat Lady: "Noooooooo, i don't think so man, you speak to me."
Keanu Reeves: "Do you represent humanity?"
Fat Lady: "Well i speak for the United States of America!"
... fucking idiot.
Nice Lady: "Pleeeeeease! Lemme try speaking to him! He might listen to me and stop the invasion!"
Fat Lady: "Uh uh! You're staying right here in this room bitch"
... dude, if we're gonna die anyway we might as well allow every chance that gives us the possibility to survive.
Fat Lady: "Send in the pew pews and kill that alien!"
...and how the fuck would that help?
Firstly he already told you that "my body feels pain", that means his body is nothing more than a shell. A capsule for him.
Secondly, how does killing him help to stop the invasion!? You fucking know that the aliens already have you surrounded, killing one of them isn't going to stop them. Whatmore, you might even anger them and make them kill you faster.
Fucking fat lady with a double chin and wrinkly skin.
And why the fuck did she not die in the movie?! She could possibly single handedly kill the whole world. Just because the alien landed in America doesn't mean its instantly american property/confidential. It's an alien ffs! That means the matter is now evolved to a humanity/earth-wide level and therefore affects the whole world. But noooooo, these americans only ask 'experts' in their own country and never considered astrologists or something from Europe or Asia. And then goes on and dissect it, i mean what if we humans somehow found a alien planet and landed on it and then they shot at us and then dissected us?
Flipping selfish bastards, makes me so angry!
I hate Americans really, if someone will pay me $1,000,000 just to go to America, i'll give them a flying fuck.
p.s this thing is a real usable flying fuck and reeeeeally want one
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